When I was a kid, my dad played the bass upright in an R&B band. He was always singing to us and us with him even though none of us can carry a tune. One song stands out as his “theme” song to all of us: The Friends That I Know. That is an old R&B song from way back in the day! I decided to write some words to the tune of this song in a parody to what I fondly call commercial pet food: Kibble Poop. Understand I can NOT carry a tune, hehe, so have a good laugh!
~Dr. Kim Bloomer
Words to the Kibble Poop Song:
The pets that I’ve known and lost to you
turned away went passing me by
They all seemed to know that I trusted you so
I can’t hide the truth though I try
I’m alone because of Kibble Poop
Kibble Poop!
I’m alone because of Kibble Poop
I can’t hide the truth though I try
The pets only wanted raw meaty bones
Raw meaty bones each day
But I would awaken and feed them fake bacon
I realize now that they’re gone
I’m alone because of Kibble Poop
Kibble Poop
I’m alone because of Kibble Poop
I can’t hide the truth though I try
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Kim Bloomer, V.N.D., N.D. is an animal naturopath as well as being certified in small animal nutrition, with years of experience in animal wellness. Dr. Kim is a published author, writer, and blogger. Subscribe to her DOGgone Newsletter for updates or to her blog via email. Copyright ©2005-2025 Aspenbloom Pet Care, Dr. Kim Bloomer, All rights reserved. No part of this article may be reproduced in any form without the written consent of the Author/Publisher. This article is intended to be educational. However, it is not intended to be a substitute for diagnosis or treatment from a qualified animal health professional. Dr. Kim Bloomer and Aspenbloom Pet Care, do not assume any legal responsibility for misuse of the products discussed in this article. The only essential oils referenced on this website are Young Living.
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