When I was a kid, my dad played the bass upright in an R&B band. He was always singing to us and us with him even though none of us can carry a tune. One song stands out as his “theme” song to all of us: The Friends That I Know. That is an old R&B song from way back in the day! I decided to write some words to the tune of this song in a parody to what I fondly call commercial pet food: Kibble Poop. Understand I can NOT carry a tune, hehe, so have a good laugh!
Kim Bloomer
Words to the Kibble Poop Song:
The pets that I’ve known and lost to you
turned away went passing me by
They all seemed to know that I trusted you so
I can’t hide the truth though I try
I’m alone because of Kibble Poop
Kibble Poop!
I’m alone because of Kibble Poop
I can’t hide the truth though I try
The pets only wanted raw meaty bones
Raw meaty bones each day
But I would awaken and feed them fake bacon
I realize now that they’re gone
I’m alone because of Kibble Poop
Kibble Poop
I’m alone because of Kibble Poop
I can’t hide the truth though I try
Song and lyrics Copyright ©2007 Kim Bloomer, All rights reserved
Website: Aspenbloom Pet Care
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