The Kibble Poop Song

When I was a kid, my dad played the bass upright in an R&B band. He was always singing to us and us with him even though none of us can carry a tune. One song stands out as his “theme” song to all of us: The Friends That I Know. That is an old R&B song from way back in the day! I decided to write some words to the tune of this song in a parody to what I fondly call commercial pet food: Kibble Poop. Understand I can NOT carry a tune, hehe, so have a good laugh!
Kim Bloomer

Words to the Kibble Poop Song:

The pets that I’ve known and lost to you
turned away went passing me by

They all seemed to know that I trusted you so
I can’t hide the truth though I try

I’m alone because of Kibble Poop
Kibble Poop!

I’m alone because of Kibble Poop
I can’t hide the truth though I try

The pets only wanted raw meaty bones
Raw meaty bones each day

But I would awaken and feed them fake bacon
I realize now that they’re gone

I’m alone because of Kibble Poop
Kibble Poop

I’m alone because of Kibble Poop
I can’t hide the truth though I try

Kim Bloomer, V.N.D., N.D. is an animal naturopath as well as being certified in small animal nutrition, with years of experience in animal wellness. Dr. Kim is a published author, writer, blogger, co-host of Animal Talk Naturally, and Co-Founder of the American Council of Animal Naturopathy and Young Living Independent Distributor 767865

Website: Aspenbloom Pet Care

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