The Kibble Poop Song

When I was a kid, my dad played the bass upright in an R&B band. He was always singing to us and us with him even though none of us can carry a tune. One song stands out as his “theme” song to all of us: The Friends That I Know. That is an old R&B song from way back in the day! I decided to write some words to the tune of this song in a parody to what I fondly call commercial pet food: Kibble Poop. Understand I can NOT carry a tune, hehe, so have a good laugh!
Kim Bloomer

Words to the Kibble Poop Song:

The pets that I’ve known and lost to you
turned away went passing me by

They all seemed to know that I trusted you so
I can’t hide the truth though I try

I’m alone because of Kibble Poop
Kibble Poop!

I’m alone because of Kibble Poop
I can’t hide the truth though I try

The pets only wanted raw meaty bones
Raw meaty bones each day

But I would awaken and feed them fake bacon
I realize now that they’re gone

I’m alone because of Kibble Poop
Kibble Poop

I’m alone because of Kibble Poop
I can’t hide the truth though I try

Song and lyrics Copyright ©2007 Kim Bloomer, All rights reserved

Kim Bloomer, V.N.D., N.D. is an animal naturopath as well as being certified in small animal nutrition, with years of experience in animal wellness. Dr. Kim is a published author, writer, blogger, co-host of Animal Talk Naturally, and Co-Founder of the American Council of Animal Naturopathy and Young Living Independent Distributor 767865

Website: Aspenbloom Pet Care

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